Out of all the clever inventions released in the past few years; iPads, HDTV, SmartPhones etc. Domino’s latest approach towards technology certainly takes the cake. While most of us are already familiar with the concept of ordering food online – and an online xxx match, of course – keeping track of every single step behind your order is something that, until now, had never been tried before.
By implementing the recent ‘Pizza Tracker’ customers can now keep tabs of exactly what is happening to their pie. From baking to delivery, you’ll never find yourself being interrupted by the delivery man in the middle of sex again.
In thinking of other ways to implement this brilliant service to some of my other favorite activities, I figured having a Booty Call App (with a tracker, of course) would be more than appropriate. It could go something like this:
After finally convincing that hottie you’ve been chatting to all night to come down to your apartment, she logs into the Booty Call App and you’ll receive instant updates on her whereabouts:
1 am – Your booty call has been successfully placed
1:16 – Mandy is having second thoughts and thinks she’s just being slutty
1:22 – Mandy puts on kinky underwear and gives herself a ‘quick trim’ down under
1:30 – Mandy tiptoes out of the house to avoid her prude sister
1:33 – Mandy smokes a cigarette while waiting for a cab and gets picked up by a man who offers her money for sex
1:34 – After pondering about it for half a second, she says ‘no” and hops into a cab
1:35 – Mandy is in the cab and on her way over to you
2:00 – Your booty call has arrived
2:02 – You’re having an awkward chat by the door
2:05 – Mandy eagerly chugs down her wine
2:15 – After having 2 glasses of wine in ten minutes, Mandy is now naked and waiting in the bedroom
3:00 – Congratulations, you just had sex with your booty call. Press ‘1’ to get her a taxi back home
